Monday, December 31, 2012

Six years.  Our blog has been going strong for six years.  We have managed to publish on almost every Sunday since we set our minds to it.  These last few months we have dropped the ball.  I am here to tell you that we are back and ready to go strong. I am putting this specifically in the blog so that we can hold ourselves to it.  It is a wonderful feeling to hold a published and bound copy of our annual Hazard Chronicles.  These stories and updates are priceless to us.  Thanks for joining us on the journey.

Hey. This is Logan. I know I made the same promise a few weeks ago. Well, Rachel apparently has more zeal than I do because it was her that spurred this renewed effort at blogging. It is true that our lives are considerably different now than they were when we started this thing, which should give us even more reason to write. Unfortunately, this also gives us more reasons, distractions, and excuses not to chronicle our adventures in writing. But we are here, and we're not giving up. Now, back to Rachel.

Blah, Blah, Blah.  On to the holidays! But first I just need to put in there that Logan built a tree house. In one day. We decided to redecorate the play room and create a fun environment for imagination.  It just so happens that the kids love The Magic Tree House.  Also, it just so happens that the Scripture
Scouts (which the kids also love) happens in their tree house.  And is just so happens that tree houses are extremely cool!  Anyway. We are in the midst of creating a fun play land for our crazy kids. I will update with pictures and video next week when it is completed (yes, i put that in the blog to give us a deadline...).  Just as a side note- Logan is amazing when he decides to do something.  I blink and it is done!  He's great.

Now we are really going to talk about Christmas. Did I mention that I have great kids? We now have an awesome minivan with a DVD player, but if you know our family you probably know that the DVD player doesn't get used much.  Anyway. I asked the kids if they wanted to watch Tangled on the way to grandma's house.  They seemed disappointed until Evelyn mentioned watching Planet Earth instead.  Smiles all around and the vote was unanimous! We have really come to enjoy watching Planet Earth together.  Thanks Griffin for the great Christmas gift a long time ago!  The shows have given our kids a lot of knowledge about animals and the world around them.  They also have a great understanding of how the food chain works.

We began our adventure to Grandma Almond's house.  I must insert here that our kids are very good travelers.  I enjoy driving with them.. for the most part.

We stopped in Rexburg to visit for a few minutes and to enjoy a quick Christmas gift exchange before we finished our trip to Utah.  We gave some fun things and got some fun things.  G and G Hazard gave the kids the Scripture Scouts CD's of the Book of Mormon stories.  If you haven't heard of these you should look into them and you should get them for your kids!  It is a story you listen to about three kids and a dog who form a scripture club.  They tell the stories, act out the stories, sing fabulous songs about stories and important principles found in the scriptures, and they have really cool object lessons to teach about the ideas in the scriptures.  The kids love them and are already singing the songs and pretending to be the characters (they sat in their tree house this morning and listened while they acted out the stories).  My family must think we are crazy because of how excited we got about it.  Anyway. Logan and I ended up buying the New Testament version for the kids during out Utah stay.

We had a great time at Grandma Almond's house.  The kids enjoyed playing with all of the 'Grandma toys,' and we enjoyed talking, visiting, playing with kids, and playing games.  On Christmas Eve we headed to Shannon and Tyson's house in Layton. They were great hosts and we had a wonderful time.  We played games, talked, enjoyed the X-box Kinect challenges, and playing with Tirza.  Pictures below will help tell the story of our time with my family.

Christmas morning was great fun.  I love having kids!  It feels like I am getting a ton of presents even though they are actually for my kids!

I have to say that the tradition of making Christmas gifts lived on this year.  I love making Christmas gifts because it gets me into the spirit and I am able to focus and think about each person individually.  This year was especially exciting because I made repeats of some of the gifts for myself!  I also got the kids in on the action.  They made fun bubble magnets for their grandparents.  They had a fun time and I had fun seeing what ideas they came up with for artwork.  I hope to carry this tradition on with them.  Making gifts has become a big part of Christmas for me that I love.

I will leave you with two quick kids stories.

Maren has decided that she likes to stand on her own.  Last week I went to set her down and she decided to stand instead.  She just stood there for a long time.  I finally decided to start counting so that I could have some measure of how long she stood.  I got all the way to 30!

Maren is very independent   Starting at about 6  months old she decided that she was the only one who could put the pacifier in her mouth.  If I gave it to her she would take it out again and put it in by herself.  She is the same way with walking.  If I try to stand her up her legs will turn to jello and she will stick them strait out so that I have to sit her up.  I routinely look over at her and she is standing on her own.  I have even see her stand up in the middle of the room.  Anyway. Today she decided that she could climb the stairs.  I looked down the stairs and she was standing by herself on the second stair up.  Needless to say- the baby gate came out today!

The kids got little CTR rings for Christmas this year.  Evelyn gives me reports all the time for all of the situations during the day that her ring helped her to make a good decision.  Most of these involve helping the other kids or being kind.  She has always had such a kind heart!

I could go on for a really long time about the kids and what is going on with them, but I will save that for next week.  Stay tuned for a really cool tree house playroom, and for more kids stories.
What would the holidays be without cooking?
 Maren has two expressions: happy/smiley/talker, and deadpan.  Here she is demonstrating the latter
 Adalie- Snow White doll and dress, Evelyn Merida dress and doll, and Jack just loved that whale
 Wesley was very brave!  He spun on that chair with kids for about an hour! I think they all had great fun.

 Of course there was a lot of reading going on!  Here is Marissa and Adalie
 Jack's firetruck Christmas (he got a book, really cool fire truck, and a fireman hat)
 Shannon and Maren

Playing outside with glow sticks at Grandma's house

Sunday, December 9, 2012

And the winner is...

First things first. Regarding the gingerbread house contest. The votes are in and the winner is...

Team B with the candy cottage! Go team!

Team A- don't worry. You got a lot of votes too. Really, the lighthouse idea was a good one. I liked it. But you still lost. Sorry.



Alright. Now, for our week. By the way, I apologize ahead of time if this blog post seems to ramble or become disjointed at times. I am writing it while watching "Curious George" with the kids.

Anyway, Evelyn and I have been having some good times lately. We have a new tradition. Saturday mornings we go and clean the church (it's our ward's turn), and then we go out to breakfast together at McDonald's  I've really been enjoying the tradition. She has too.

Also, on Friday we (her and I) went on a hike. I was very proud of her when I asked her what she wanted to do and she said she wanted to go exploring in the mountains. I pointed out to her that it was raining/snowing outside. She replied "Papa- that's why you put on boots and a coat!"

I was very proud of that answer.

So we headed out into the weather in our warm-weather gear to explore the mountains. And we found caves! Really- Evelyn is the one who found them- she was like "Hey papa, look! A cave!" And I was like "Hey Evelyn, that's just a pile of rocks." And she was like "Hey papa- no it isn't. Come and look- it's a cave."

And she was right...sort of. Really, it was just a pile of large boulders. But the way they had fallen on each other made a series of tunnels and passageways that was quite fascinating to explore. We found a different "room" for each person in our family. For those in my family who remember, it reminded me of exploring "the rocks" in Weldon at Donny and Ty's house. 

So there you go- at least we will never be homeless.

Also, I got my ACLS certification this week so that we can do sedation at work.

Oh- and work is going great! Rachel's advertising is amazing. To my family- remember those mailers you helped count. Well- they have brought in like thirty new patients! 30! Just so you know- that is pretty good for a single mailing. Rachel is awesome.

Um...Addy thinks she is a dog. She won't let us call her by her name. If we want her attention we must address her as "lost little puppy," at which point she comes over and whimpers and nuzzles into our leg. At first it was amusing. Now it's frustrating. Can I just get my Addy back?

This morning for breakfast Maren ate 2 whole pancakes, 2 pieces of ham, and about half a bag of pretzels- and that was after she nursed! That girl is growing!

Oh- I thought of something else that we did that was fun (I told you this would be a little disjointed). Heartwood Family Dental helped to sponsor the Post Falls Winter Festival (thanks to Rachel). It was a lot of fun. We were one of four sponsors and we got to do this thing where they announced us in front of the whole town and then we helped little kids to wave wands that magically turned on all the Christmas Lights around City Hall and started off the holidays for the community. I really enjoyed feeling like we were a real part of the community and I think that we have more things like this coming up. We also sponsored a big craft room that was at the same event, and really, it was just fun!

We finally got some snow at our house. Now it really is "beginning to feel a lot like Christmas." I love the holidays.

Oh- and on a more personal note. I have made it a goal to read through the 4 gospels in the New Testament between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I am following the institute manual which brings you through them chronologically (so you are always skipping around within the 4 books), really giving you a sense for the life that our Savior lived. I have never read them this way before and I have to say that it is neat, especially around this time of year where all of the sights and sounds around town point to Him and his magnificent birth (at least in the small town of Post Falls). 

Now, I'm not real good at writing about spiritual things (I usually leave that to my mom or my sisters), but I have to say that it is downright AWESOME to think about the price he paid for all of us...and for me...and for you. And it is amazing to think that Jesus Christ, our Savior and our God, Creator of the universe and all that is in it, came to earth as an infant and was born in a stable. He had an amazing life, He gave himself up for a fallen world, and He lives!

Like I said- I love the holidays. Merry Christmas.


Sunday, November 25, 2012

Thanksgiving

It's that time again- Gingerbread house contest! Please, even if you are someone who only looks at pictures on blogs, go down to the bottom and vote on which team has the best gingerbread house. We are playing for bragging rights for the entire year and we need you to help us decide. You can vote by leaving a comment on the blog here or on mine or Rachel's Facebook.

Okay- now that you have done that, you can read all about the wonderful Thanksgiving vacation we had. It all started on Wednesday afternoon when my Mom, Dad, Allison and Courtney arrived at our house. From then until this morning it has been non-stop fun and games. We had a great time. Here are some highlights:

 We went on walks.


 We discovered plants.

And climbed trees.



We did a dessert bake-off. Allison, Adalie, and I made a delicious paradise pie. It should have won, but it didn't. Rachel, Jackson, and my Mom made a fabulous homemade Snickers bar cake thing which did, in fact, win the "official" contest (as determined my our neighbor). Meanwhile, my dad, Courtney, and Evelyn took the popular vote with their amazing ice-cream sandwich oreo cake. At the end of the day we had three great desserts and I think we had a lot of fun making them.

Allison and Addy bonded. They have a lot in common.

By the way, my favorite quote of the week was from Addy. I was making rolls with her and Evelyn and I announced that I had a big sharp knife to help cut the dough. Without missing a beat, Addy asked, in a very chipper and upbeat tone- "Oh! Are you going to hurt us?"

We all started laughing. That will go down in family history. Where does she get this stuff? Honestly!

Of course we had an amazing Thanksgiving dinner. Oh man- I am still full!


Lots of reading and hanging out. In the top picture, Mom and Evelyn are sporting their "Indian necklaces" that they made out of colored pasta. Leave it to my mom, ever the kindergarten teacher, to come up with great ideas like this!


We went to the Coeur d'Alene Christmas parade. This was actually a lot of fun. Of course we got a babysitter for the kids. After the parade they did the annual lighting ceremony at the resort where they have a fireworks display with music and everything, followed by turning on all the Christmas lights that are put on the  resort. For those who have been to temple square on Christmas, the lights are similar to that, and it is pretty awesome to have them all go on at once to the tunes of Mannheim Steamroller. After the festivities we all  went to eat at Chili's. By the way, my dad was there too- but he was the one taking all the pictures.


One day we split up and the girls went shopping. While they were out, the ended up running into Santa Claus! Meanwhile, the guys (and Maren) were out hiking by the river. I think both groups had fun.

We went and hung out at my office for a while. Actually, we were there a lot longer than we thought we would be because the Vonage people were trying to get our phones to work better. Let me tell you- we are saving a ton of money with Vonage, but their customer service and tech support are somewhat lacking. When they left, things were actually worse off than they were before they came.


And of course, we had our Annual Gingerbread House Contest! This is where you come in. We have two teams. We'll call them "Team A" and "Team B." Please look at both, read the descriptions, and then VOTE by leaving a comment on this blog or on one our our Facebook pages. Really, we have a full year of bragging rights at stake here, so don't take this lightly.


Team A: This beautiful lighthouse scene is full of creativity and attention to detail, from the foam topped waves to the hand-sculpted ship (from caramel, of course). And while the lighthouse keeps the sailors safe from the rocky shore, they still better watch out for the over-sized shark lurking just beneath the surface!



Team B: This pleasant candy cottage seems to have leaped from the pages of a fairy tale straight onto the plate! With plenty of whimsical decorations, there is always something new and fanciful to find as you explore this magical winter scene.



Sunday, November 11, 2012

We got a new car!

Honestly, we are in the middle of starting a business and are financially strained as it is, so we were sort of hoping to get another year or so out of our Caravan, but it was not meant to be. It was time. And that's okay- we got a great car for a great price, and we are excited about it.

See, we pride ourselves for driving our cars until they no longer run. Well, our van no longer ran. It has about 230,000 miles on it. The transmission makes a terrible clunk as it downshifts, and it won't shift into gear at all in cold weather until the engine has warmed up. All the coolant pipes need replacing because they are so rusted through and riddled with holes that there is no way to contain the coolant anymore. Consequentially, the car regularly overheats and we are forced to put more coolant in the radiator (which we make sure we have before every trip we make that is farther than 5 miles from our home). The suspension (what suspension) is totally shot. Totally. The heater doesn't work, and the radio won't turn on. The back door that lifts up won't stay up by itself- instead it waits for the most opportune moment to fall on you and crush you as you are struggling to remove our beast of a triple stroller. Sometimes the speedometer decides to stop working, but it usually starts up again if you just wait for a while. But, to it's credit, the engine itself still runs great. 

But...it has been a great car. We are the third generation in our family who has owned it, and it has been a lot of places. We personally drove it to New York (several times), Boston, Pensylvania (several times), Kentucky, Washington DC, Oklahoma, Texas, back to Ohio, and then across the country to Idaho, and Utah. And that's just in the past 3 years. I haven't done the research, but I would not be surprised if that car has been in every state in the lower 48. If not, then it sure comes close. Also, because of this car, Rachel and I have only had a car payment for a total of 4 months in over 8 years that we have known each other. It has saved us literally thousands upon thousands of dollars. 

And that's about as sentimental as I'm going to get, because now the car is going up on Craigslist to the highest bidder. We hope to get 1,000. We'll see though.

Our new car, on the other hand, is amazing. It is a Toyota Sienna- used, but in like-new condition (as certified by our mechanic), looks shiny and fancy, drives like a dream, and has all the bells and whistles. I know it's just a minivan, but I feel like a million bucks when I get in that car. Really- it is by far the nicest car I've ever owned. And even though we have a car payment now it is at a mere 2.5%, which tells me that my money would make more for me sitting under a mattress (due to inflation) than it would be if I paid off this loan any time soon. Not bad, especially considering that Rachel got them to come down on the price quite a bit as well.

We are very happy drivers.

Now onto a different subject. In the last post I promised everyone that I was going to get on my soapbox again, as I so often do on this blog, and have a little rant. Well, I aim to please, and I've already got my stage (which I keep close at hand) set up and ready to go.

Today I want to talk about people who think it is their moral obligation to tell you how to raise your kids. It's everywhere. And I don't know if it's just the people we interact with or if it really is everywhere, but I'm getting sick of it. I suppose there is the third possibility that we really do need to be better parents, but when I look at our kids I think, gee, they are well cared and provided for, they are healthy, they have a mom who can afford to stay at home full time and a dad who gets 3-day vacations every week to do fun stuff with them, they have great relationships with each other as well as with us, they are learning at a faster pace than their peers, they are extremely polite and obedient, and they remind me every night that they can't go to bed without first reading from the scriptures. To me, these are not deprived children. In fact, not to stroke my own ego or anything, but I like to think that they are such great kids because of some of the things that we do as parents (novel concept, I know). 

But for some reason, either people don't see all that or else they blatantly ignore it, because lately it seems like a lot of them have been telling us only what we can do better. If you are one of these people then listen- my kids make a lot of their own choices, and are learning to live with the consequences. I know you might think that kids have the intelligence of a cabbage, and it's fine with me if you treat your own kids that way, but I accept their autonomy on some things, and I think that is fine. In fact, I think that is good, because they are learning independence and self confidence. 

What am I talking about? Well, for starters, I will often let my kids dress themselves. Many times the clothes they choose to wear doesn't fit into the current definition of stylish. Okay- let's talk about this. First of all, there is no need to be stylish for a trip to Walmart, much less to the backyard to play. Second of all, stylish is in the eye of the beholder. Third, my children are learning to be independent and confident. If they come out after dressing themselves and all I did was ridicule their choices and force them to change then I am reinforcing a false notion that they are not capable of these attributes. And fourth, they will have a life full of their peers and their culture dictating to them how to dress, speak, and act. To me, it is more important to teach self-reliance and self-respect than the principals of conforming to a social norm in order to "fit in." The truth is that I see where society is going lately, and it is all I can do to hope that my kids will NOT fit in.

"Okay," you say. "That's all fine and good, but you are crossing the lines of safety. I saw your kid outside in the cold without a coat." 

My response: Safety? Seriously, they are going from the car to the house. They aren't going to die. Apparently your kids might- what can I say- my kids are tougher than your kids. We remind them to bring their coats, and they either forget or choose not to listen. In our family, there is this thing called consequences. If you forget your coat, you get cold. If you don't eat, you get hungry. And if you don't take care of your things, they break and you don't have those things anymore. Now I realize that to some people this sounds like parenting from the dark ages, but we think there is some value in learning about consequences from a young age.

Let me tell you a story. Last winter, I allowed Evelyn, my daughter, to go outside in the snow barefoot because she wanted to. At the time, there were a lot of people who criticized my decision. After all, what sort of father lets his daughter learn things for herself? Well, after about 1 minute she came back in the house crying because her feet were cold. This was predictable and I hugged her and gave her her boots. Let me tell you- that winter, she never forgot her boots again. The critics, on the other hand, were still chasing their kids down, wrestling them to the floor kicking and screaming, and forcing boots on their feet every time they went out. 

So if you accuse me of allowing my children to make mistakes, then I proudly stand up and reply "guilty as charged!" I will give my advice and then stand by and let them fall, freeze, crash, burn, fail, and flounder, all within reason, in order to teach them important lessons about the world and about themselves. I would rather have them test and learn their limits here and now, under my close supervision, then later when I can't be there to rescue them. I would rather develop a relationship of mutual respect and trust now, than one of authoritarian rule and judgmentalism that can't be fixed when they are older. I've known kids who were raised in a bubble. They don't make good adults. They don't make good teenagers. Sure, my kids might get hurt sometimes, but I think it serves a greater purpose.

And any of you who are reading this and think that I'm horrible, please go back and read the paragraph about our great children. They aren't neglected. They aren't abused. They are just good, healthy, well-adjusted kids. The parenting has got to have something to do with that. You might do it differently, and I'm not saying that your way is bad, but it is impossible to make a case that my way doesn't work because, as they say, the proof is in the pudding.

And so this is where I stand. I realize that I have come across as overly defensive and close-minded in my views. Maybe so. But please know that, at least in person, I am not. I am just tired of hearing it and smiling and nodding, over and over and over again, and NOT speaking my mind. And I figured, to quote the famous Lesley Gore, "It's my party, I can cry if I want to." So you get an earful.

Okay- I'm tucking my soapbox back into its hiding place. 

I need to go play with my kids. 

...Outside

...In the snow

...On a cliff

..In the dark

...NAKED.

Have a nice week!

 Our new car on the day we got it. Sorry we cut off the front. Just picture a minivan. If you can't do that, then come visit us and we'll let you see it.

 The best trick-or-treater.

Just in case you were wondering, this is what I would look like with black hair. Basically, the same as I look now...but with black hair.

Friday, November 9, 2012


Welcome to a glimpse of our crazy lives!  A few weeks ago Logan was gone for a dental conference in Seattle and I decided to document our day with video.  This is the first video I have ever created! I am kind of proud of it.  Before I get to the video I thought I would write a brief (we will see how brief it actually ends up being) summary of what is going on with each of the kids. Feel free to just skip to the video if you would like to.

Evelyn- Evelyn loves her pre-school!  Mrs. Scholes is fantastic.  She has transformed a level of her home into a pre-school complete with a tree house reading fort, tables for centers, a play corner, reading rug, and much more.  She has six students and lots of creativity. I think Evelyn’s pre-school will actually be funner than kindergarten because there is so much one-on-one attention, time to do extensive crafts, and time for field trips.  She is having a great time.

On Monday Evelyn was in Adalie’s room and I overheard the conversation.  Evelyn said, “Guess what Adalie?  It is quiet time and I get to go outside!  You have to stay in your room and you can’t come with me!”  When she came out I casually asked her what she had been saying to Addy.  Without missing a beat she gave me this sweet smile and her head tilted to the side she said, “I was just telling her how much I love her.” Wow…

Evelyn enjoys sitting down and sounding out words in books.  She is constantly asking me how to spell things, and she is constantly trying to spell things herself by sounding them out.  She also has a great grasp on addition and subtraction and she will often make up story problems.

On election day I talked to the kids about how wonderful it is to live in America and about the great opportunity we have to vote and give our opinion about the leadership of our country.  We talked about how there are two main people, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, who want to be president of our country.  A few minutes later she came in to me and said, “We took a vote.  I want Mick Romney, Adalie wants Mick Romney, and Jackson does NOT want Mick Romney.  Am I right?  Did I win?”  Evelyn decided to take the election into her own hands. 

Jackson- Our little man started pre-school a few months ago.  He is really having a good time.  The other mom’s have been praising him a lot!  With the more difficult projects he is often the only one who understands the directions and follows them well. 

Jackson has some excellent gross and fine motor skills.  Since he was 18 months old he has known how to hold a pencil perfectly, and he also has great control and understanding of his body’s capabilities.  He can balance on most anything, he is like a cat when it comes to jumping onto the floor from any height.  He lands with perfect balance on both feet.  He also is the best climber of the bunch.  He just instinctively does some pretty crazy moves. This also may be due to the fact that he has absolutely no fear!

Our little man is doing pretty well on the potty!  He has been going kind of consistently.  He can go on command and he can tell me when he needs to go.  I think he could be pretty well potty trained if I was a little bit more consistent.  He is very proud of himself!  I love that!

Have you ever seen those vacuums that you leave in a room forever and they vacuum for you?  That is Jackson.  He loves to vacuum and he will do it forever!  I can leave him in a room and when I come back it will be completely spotless (he shows off this talent in the video).  He also is the best cleaner ever!  He loves to organize and get things looking nice.  Lately he has been pushing his limits to see if he can get away with saying ‘no,’ but I think his desire to be clean and organized is winning the battle.

Jackson is in a speech class with two other boys.  He goes to the local elementary school twice a week for a half an hour each time.  They play fun games and he has a pretty good time. I have noticed some steady improvement in being able to understand him. It is still definitely not easy sometimes, but it is getting better! He is doing well with recognizing letters and he is even writing some of them.  Last time I taught he was the only one in the class who could master writing the lower case letter e.  Nice work. He also knows his colors, shapes and how to count.

Lately Jackson has been singing about everything.  He just makes up his own songs about things he is thinking about, things we are doing, or what he can see.  He is very entertaining.

Adalie- Sweet Adalie is also really enjoying pre-school.  She loves to tell me about what happened in class.  Her favorite thing to elaborate on is what they ate for snack time.  This is always a very exciting thing to share.  She is doing very well dwith letter recognition, color recognition, and counting.  I think she can count forever!  She figured out the pattern and there is no stopping her.  

Adalie loves to talk.  She can talk about anything and she has recently begun asking me questions about things. She is becoming more and more interested in the world around her. Sometimes Adalie can be a little bit flighty.  She kind of floats around and seems to just be clueless about what is going on around her.  It is kind of funny to watch.

I just asked Evelyn if she could think of something special about Adalie.  She said, “Adalie is special because she has more dresses than me.” Did I mention that Evelyn is still quite obsessed with princesses and with wearing dresses?

Adalie likes to ‘read’ books out loud.  She will sit up on a chair and read to anyone who wants to be in the audience.  I mistakenly thought it would be quicker to let her read the bedtime story the other night.  I have never had so much elaboration and time spent on a page.  She was very particular about explaining everything in the story and everything that was going on in the picture. She also made quite the show every time she turned the page. 

Adalie has a new favorite color every day.  Evelyn keeps trying to convince her that pink is the best color of all, but thankfully Addy is holding her ground and choosing colors like blue, brown, and green.  Adalie can definitely be a girly girl, but is it possible to be a tomboy girly girl?

The other day the kids were in the car and Evelyn piped up, “Adalie, I am sorry to say this, but you kind of talk funny.”  Adalie refused to believe it and Evelyn decided to list all of the words that Adalie mispronounces.  I timed Evelyn and she went on without pausing for three full minutes until we arrived back at our house.  It was really funny.  I hadn’t really noticed other than the fact that everything Addy says seems to begin with the f sound!

Adalie has been a very good ‘tryer’ when it comes to going potty on the potty.  She will sit for a very long time and be very patient even though she still has the record of only going once so far.  She gets very excited and very proud of herself.  I love seeing her little eyes light up.  She doesn’t seem to be getting discouraged, and she is a very good cheerleader for Jackson when he goes.  She gets almost as proud of him as she does with herself. 

Maren- Wow this girl is growing up!  She will be nine months this week. I don’t think she ever stops talking!  She even has a gurgling growling sound every time she eats.  She is scooting/crawling along all over the place!  I have noticed that she scoots when the floor is soft and she will crawl on harder surfaces.   Just yesterday she started pulling up to standing and she now pulls up on everything. 

Maren is simply a joy to have around.  She is the happiest/most content baby I have ever seen, and she puts up with a lot.  Know that during the video when it looks like she is being tortured she is just full of giggles! Right now Evelyn is holding her under her armpits and spinning around.  Maren is talking and giggling like crazy.

Which brings me to my next thought.  Maren is now successfully able to ‘play’ with each of her siblings.  They all interact with her a little bit differently, but Maren lights up whenever she sees any one of them.
Maren’s hair isn’t growing at all in length, but it continues to get thicker and thicker.  It is almost the exact same color as Evelyn’s.  Where is this red coming from???  Also, her eyes are getting greener and greener every day.  I love them!  What is up with our genetic pool?  Twins, red hair, green eyes, and three older siblings that look nothing like one another .  Maren is a great mix between Evelyn and Jackson. 

Maren is definitely a momma’s girl.  She can be pretty fussy sometimes for babysitters.  She also has shown a little bit of an independent streak.  I didn’t know that was possible this young!  I am surely in for it.  Anyway, she refuses to let me put in her pacifier.  She insists that she does it all by herself. She will throw a fit if I try to do it.  I have just learned to hand it to her and let her twirl it around and wiggle it until it makes her way into her mouth

Me- Why not put a little bit about me in here?  I am having a great time being a mom to these sweet little kids.  Life is definitely crazy!  Some moments are crazy fun, some moments are crazy and not so fun, and some moments are just plain crazy!  I must say that peace and quiet is definitely a treasured commodity, but I can also honestly say that one day I will really miss this time. 

Marketing for the practice has finally settled down into a doable routine.  I have stopped running just enough to create a manageable schedule to meet all of the deadlines for the ads and articles I am doing.  I have been having a fantastic time watching my ideas ‘come to life.’  I love creating the advertisements and I get excited when I have the final product (I actually just ordered 15,000 holiday mailers this morning).  I enjoy seeing my designs in print and seeing the response that they are getting. 

This past month I have been reclaiming my life again.  I feel like a much better mother, wife, and home maker now that the crazy initial set up phase is over.  I am also busy  getting my   house back in order from the chaos that reigned for a while.  This feels good.  I like being orderly and making things nice.  I am also proud to say that I have been back to cooking homemade meals every   night.  For the first time in our marriage I would routinely get to six o’clock and realize that I had no idea what we were having for dinner. Needless to say, those days were not very healthy…

I am excitedly trying to get ideas ready for Christmas.  I am very excited for this holiday season!

I will now quit my rambling and get right to the video!  Here is what a typical day looks like in the Hazard home.  The only thing missing is my amazing husband (he was in Seattle for a business conference). 


Hey- this is Logan, the amazing husband. I’m doing well too. I love my family, I love my wife. I love my job, and I love my life.

…And I can write poetry :)

I look forward every week to Papa Fridays when I take the kids to Library story time and we make crafts and stuff.

By the way, the next time I get on this blog I’m getting up on my soapbox again. Be excited.

On to the awesome video...


Sunday, October 28, 2012

Back to normal life

I don't think I have EVER gone this long without posting. It's been almost (but not quite) a full month since I last wrote about our practice start up and the busyness associated with that. Well, the busyness continued well beyond that entry and The Hazard Chronicles sort of "fell by the wayside." The good news is that each week has been less busy than the one before it, and that life is slowly returning back to it's normal pace (which, for us, is at a dead run). And I'm back.

So, what's new you might ask? Well, let me take this one subject at a time.

First of all, there is the practice. I am starting with this because even though things have become a lot less stressful in recent weeks, this is still the topic that consumes most of my time/thoughts/energy. I promise that I won't talk to much about my work in future posts, but I ask you to indulge me during this start-up period. 

In short, the practice is doing well- better, in fact, than we had been planning. There have been a few surprises and setbacks along the way, but overall things are moving forward. Here is a shortened list of what we have run into (shortened is a relative term).

THE GOOD:
Immediate Growth! Rachel has been the driving force behind our advertising efforts and she has done a totally phenomenal job at it. When we walked into this practice they were seeing, on average, 4-6 new patients per month. Last month (the first month we were open), due to Rachel's intense marketing push, we saw twenty nine new patients! What's more, we are starting to become known in the community- and in a good way. Rachel is good at not only putting out advertisements, but also at getting us positive press coverage. In the last month we have had four newspaper articles written about our practice, one community group developing a partnership with us, and a bunch of sponsorships in the works for local events, causes, sports, and celebrations. She's not slowing down either- her advertising budget is only going to grow from here on out. People will know Heartwood Family Dental.

The Team! When I arrived I made a lot of changes. A LOT. This sort of flies in the face of conventional wisdom as far as practice transitions go. I thought long an hard about this, but the fact is that I had little choice. Before I walked into the practice it was hardly profitable enough to support itself, let alone the growth that I wanted and expected out of it. Change was a necessity, and if it didn't happen soon I was afraid we would not be able to build the momentum that would be so necessary to get us started. So I went in and changed how the office looked, how it ran, how records were kept, how our scheduling was done, how we used our computers, how we accepted payment, and how people did their jobs. Really, there's not much that I didn't change. It was a lot, and I was very aware of the fact that it would be a strain for the people who were used to doing things their way. I was also aware that I was working with people who didn't know me, had no reason to trust me, and would probably not be so enthusiastic about these changes as I was. Well, let me say that the team has totally taken the bull by the horns and has made this happen in a way that has surpassed my highest expectations and has put all my fears to rest. We're building this practice together, and it seems like everyone is headed in the same direction. That's saying something after just one month. Patients are noticing too. Hardly a day goes by that someone doesn't go out of their way to let us know how comfortable and taken care of they felt while in our care.

The Patients! Like I just said, people are having good experiences with us. That is good because sometimes I feel like behind the curtains we are running on complete chaos, putting out fires at every turn. On center stage, however, the team, the practice, and the patients are all coming together to create an experience worth talking about. We need that, and patients are giving it. Right now, with our new patients, we have a 75% reschedule rate. Now, to some that might not sound like something to brag about, but I'm telling you that I'm ecstatic about this. Let's put this in context. First of all, we have some pretty good offers out right now (as we always will) that draw people into our practice. One thing about good offers- you get shoppers. You know- the people who come in and take advantage of whatever deals you have, and then move on to the next place. Also, on top of our offers, we have an "Open Door Policy" stating that exams, x-rays, and consultations are always completely free to new patients. Sweet, huh? Yea. It also means that people can come in without making any commitment whatsoever, take advantage of our offers, and then just walk out the back door without passing go or even stopping to say hello. It's a real risk that we take in our approach. So why do open ourselves up to this possibility? Because we believe that once patients come into our practice and see what we are all about they will want to continue receiving treatment with us. And the numbers show that 75% of them do. I'll take 75% any day. And what's more, they are referring their friends. Now that's cool.

THE BAD
Immediate Revenue: For obvious reasons I won't go too into depth here. Let's just say that the pool of existing patients that I purchased doesn't have a whole lot of work left to do. What that means for us is that, even more than we were expecting, we are having to run this financially more like a start-up than as an acquisition. This would be a hard hit except for three facts: First is that the existing patients (what few there are) are pretty regular on their hygiene appointments. That means that Deb, our hygienist, is able to carry us through for a while until we build up a new patient base. Second is that our existing patient base is building fairly rapidly (see above). And third is that our initial costs ended up being a lot less than what we had projected, giving us funds to see us through the next several months while we are becoming established. These three things have taken what could have been a devastating blow and turned it into a minor setback.

Supplies and Equipment: Most of the materials that were being used in this practice prior to my entry had expired over 5 years ago. Also, some of the basic equipment that is required (legally and ethically) to run a dental practice was either non-functional or missing altogether. Honestly, I'm not sure how the place stayed in business. It's a good thing they never had a government audit or inspection because I may not have had a practice to buy. Anyway, most of these issues were foreseen and accounted for before the purchase, so it hasn't been too much of a financial strain to get things up to par, but it has taken a lot of time and has caused its share of stress. There have also been a few other issues that have "popped up" and sort of taken us by surprise forcing us to scramble and then regroup as soon as possible to keep things going. In hindsight I have spent more time worrying about these things than I should have, since we already had the budget written into the plan. It just gets tiring, and sometimes overwhelming, when it seems like the only thing you do all day is write checks for new stuff. I can definitely say that I've learned a few things, and that the next time I buy a practice (hopefully not too far in the future) I will be more aware of what to look for.

The Books: I don't know if I should put this down as a challenge or a conquest, but whatever it is I have spent a good deal of time with my new best friend, Quickbooks. Running a business by the numbers, while something I understand pretty well in theory, is something I have not yet had the opportunity to do. Well, like most things I do I have decided to take the David Farragut approach ("Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!") and jump right in. Let me just say that I have spent at least as much time this past month trying to figure out payroll/taxes/bookkeeping/random pointless forms as I have over patient treatment. And I have come away the champion- I now have it down to a system where I go in on Friday mornings to do all this stuff for the whole prior week, and am still usually able to be home for breakfast. Take that, Quickbooks! Also, I know it sounds nerdy, but there is some sick derisive pleasure that comes from seeing all the numbers line up. I guess I can't make fun of the accountants any more- I'm one of them!

THE UGLY
The Cars- While not directly related to the practice, it sort of ties in. See, a few weeks ago I drove my trusty 1990 Prizm down to Seattle to get my training and certificate in Sedation Dentistry (That's the tie-in). Everything went great until on my way home I saw the "battery" light start blinking on my dashboard, signaling to me that something was wrong with the electrical system. Like a fool, I thought I'd just let it go and check it out the next time I stopped for gas. Well, it wasn't too long after that when the "check engine" light came on, followed by a very impressive display of steam leaking out from under my hood. Here I was, driving down the freeway at 90 miles per hour, and I couldn't see a single thing in front of me including the front of my car. It was cool. Luckily I was in the middle of the Washington desert and the only thing I hit was a errant tumbleweed with unfortunate timing. Anyway, I got over to the side of the road and it turns out that my alternator belt had broken (thus the electrical problem). Unfortunately, this same belt drove my water pump, so a bunch of pressure started building up in the radiator causing it to literally blow its top (thus the steam). These two things together did not constitute a huge problem, but the fact that I was in the middle of the desert, two hours away from home, did.

Well, the car still ran, and by keeping a close eye on the temperature gauge I was able to make it (finally) to a Chevy dealer before my battery went totally dead (which would have forced me to call in a tow truck since the alternator was MIA). It was also around this time that Rachel called me and told me that she had discovered that the husband of a friend of a friend of a friend was actually on his drive home from Yakima and would be passing my very location in less than 20 minutes. Talk about luck! So, I left my car at the dealer (keys in the after-hours drop box), jumped in with "Robert," and made my way home so I could go to work the next day.

Well, I wish the story ended there, but it doesn't. Before I go on with it, however, I need to mention my rekindled enthusiasm for bicycle commutes. It's too bad that winter is around just around the corner, since I am only a fair-weather bicycle commuter. Come spring, however, I will definitely be leaving the car in the garage in favor of spokes and a chain.

Okay- back to the story. The next weekend we put all the kids in the van and headed out on a rescue mission to get my car. Well, we were about an hour away when suddenly our van started sounding an obnoxious alarm notifying us that we were overheating. What!? We had just had the cooling system worked on less than two weeks before! We checked the coolant levels and our radiator was nearly completely empty. We put more coolant in which allowed us to make it back to my car. The dealer had put a new belt on it for me, and we drove to a nearby church parking lot where we had a picnic lunch while I repaired my radiator. All was well with the Prizm. 

The van, however, was having issues of its own. As we were eating our lunch I notice a steady leak of coolant coming from underneath the car. Great. Well, we couldn't do anything about that here, so we topped off the radiator and carpooled home, making sure we could always see each other in case we ran into more problems along the way. We stopped every now and then to make sure the coolant levels in the van stayed where they should be, and somehow made it home without further drama. 

Since then, our van has overheated twice though. We believe that we need to replace the coolant lines. Instead, we are now in the market for a new van. We'll do what we can to patch things up, but with 235,000 miles on it, the van is about ready to retire anyway.

IT'S AUTUMN TIME!
Alright- let's move on to another subject. Autumn! As most of you know by now, Autumn is my favorite time of year. I surprise myself every year how it never seems to get old- I simply love the season and it always makes me feel energized. Here are some of the "Autumny" things we have been doing.

Leaf collecting- pretty self explanatory.
Apple picking- our annual tradition. This year we came home and made an amazing apple crisp. Mmmmm.
Pumpkin carving- due to limitations of time and gumption, this year we did not go all out with our pumpkins. It was the first year, however, that our kids have been really into it, and that made it fun for a different set of reasons. I think Halloween is just fun- it's impossible to make it any different.

KIDS!
With Fall time comes back-to-school time. This year, Evelyn is a part of a real preschool, and Addy and Jack are part of a co-op group that Rachel organized (similar to the ones she has done in the past for Evelyn). Evelyn's preschool, by the way, is absolutely amazing- Unfortunately, I think that means she is going to be in for a real letdown when she goes to kindergarten next year. Her teacher is super creative and I am always a little bit surprised (although I shouldn't be) by how much Evelyn is learning. It's fun that Evelyn is so enthusiastic about it too, and between Rachel's co-ops and this I feel like she is getting a really good introduction to structured education. 

Watch out world- Maren is mobile! This means that we have to keep a closer eye on her- last week Rachel called me up at work after getting off the phone with the poison control center- Maren had eaten a dead hobo spider. Now don't worry, because while that is really creepy and absolutely disgusting, apparently there are no  ill side effects from eating poisonous spiders. Who knew?